Welcome to our totally daft page.

There's only one way to get to this page and so you'll have noticed our spectacular offer of a free t-shirt on our Home Page.

Its not like this....

... its dafter!

www.barley-house.co.uk ? .........

what sort of name is that for a business and Web Site???

If you're good at thinking laterally, have a gift for composing natty slogans or just have a really funny contribution for the suggestions box as to why its "barley-house" rather than wheat, corn or for that matter something other than cereal, then let us know. You could be the proud recipient of one of our rare and fantabulous t-shirts.

Just click here and e-mail us your contribution and we'll run it past the panel. If you win, we'll e-mail you back and if you're brave enough to tell complete strangers like us your size (S, M, L, XL) and address, (your street/postcode etc one) we'll mail it to you. (Yes, actually using real world post, complete with postmen/women and vans and stuff). We'll also include you in our Hall of Fame with your profound thoughts on display for all of human civilisation to enrich itself with. If its really good, we hope you don't mind if we use your venerable words in any future promotions. Let us know if you prefer us not to when you submit your contribution.

OK, while we're on the subject of being daft, you may be interested in some of the links below. We are slowly adding to our crop of really extreme, bizzare, fantastic and mad things people do. If you have any really good sites you've found that fit the spec, please email us the URL and we'll add them to the listing.

Please, no adult stuff ok, there's plenty of that elsewhere on the Web. The small print: we're not responsible for any material contained in the links listed below but we do our reasonable best to try to keep to the topic of crazy daft extreme bizzare without attracting the usual adult stuff.

Just as an appetiser, look below at the site for this guy who built his jet boat, I love the way he tests it in the street but even better, that run out from the harbour surely guarantees he's the first to make the place sound like an airport.

Click here to add your contribution to our list of crazy sites. Go on, tell us what you've found!

why a daft page? ...'cos we're human and have a sense of humor. We work hard but like a laugh from time to time.

click here to get back to the sensible world.